Dear friends, family, and random strangers,
What up, yo! As some of you (mainly the family) will recall,
back in the day I used to send an annual Christmas letter. This was mainly
because my mother forced me to, but it was totes popular regardless. No for
realz. People loved that shiz.
Anywho, I started getting holiday cards this year and after
a second of thinking “that’s so adorable why don’t I send them!” remembered
that I only get stamps roughly once a decade and so jealously guard them for a
slow, purposeful use over time. Also I don’t collect addresses. Also I’d have
to write in cards, and my handwriting is atrocious and requires me to really
concentrate since there’s no autocorrect. So I realized the next best thing was
to create a “virtual” holiday card! Except not really a card, but more of a
letter. This is basically an attempt for me to brag on what happened this year.
Prepare yourself, because it’s super exciting.
Early on in the year, one of the posts from this blog went viral-ish. This was due to absolutely no effort on my behalf, which is the best
kind of accomplishment. I celebrated for days. DAYS! People got a little sick
of hearing about it. I have no regrets.
In May I visited my brother and went to the best laser tag place ever. I managed to scar my elbow and actually was the top performer for
my team in MORE THAN ONE ROUND (I emphasize this, so you know it wasn’t a
fluke).
This came at the cost of my knee pestering me for a few
days, but overall the knee struggle has been not as real this year. I am
knocking on so much wood right now. You have no idea. Of course all of my major
bad knee days have been during vacation (visiting my brother, hitting Universal
Studios, going wild in Vegas). Figures.
Speaking of vacation, this year I had what I have deemed the
most traumatic experience of my life. I also got LASIK. More on the LASIK momentarily.
What was my traumatic experience, you ask? THE FREAKING HARRY POTTER RIDE AT
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!! I screamed, I cried, I almost vomited. Never again.
In comparison, LASIK was crazy easy. Actually it just
happened last week so don’t hold me to that if I accidentally blind myself
during the continuing healing process. Sure, you can smell the laser burning
out your eye and that’s mildly disturbing, but on the other hand now I CAN SEE.
#worth
Other things you may have missed this year?
- I received the FUN award at my company this summer, along with some others last week I’m not quite as proud of (Most Likely To Need Rudolph’s Guidance Home After The Party and Most Likely To Bring Their Own Mistletoe).
- I completed NaNoWriMo again! If you have no idea what that means we clearly aren’t really friends, and you should read my friend Erin’sblog for some background.
- I created an Instagram account finally, which is mainly used for nail art. Baby, I was born to nail art. No really, this is like a secret skill I didn’t know I have. Yay for developing new skills!
Was there anything here you didn’t know about yet? Anything
peak your interest for further blog writing? Let me know in the comments.
And may your holidays be bright and not filled with Star
Wars spoilers!
