For a while I played soccer, which I did much better at (and
yes, I’m ending my sentence with a preposition, deal with it). Eye-feet coordination is way more my
thing. But that didn’t last long, because of the second part of the issue… my
inability to stick with activities. Sure, if I had practiced I’d probably get
better, but I never liked any sport enough to dedicate the time. Probably for
the best. My brother swears I would have gotten kicked out of almost every
soccer game as I got older. I was a teeny bit aggressive.
Now reading, that was something to get into. Fate &
genetics, nurture & nature all combined to develop my reading skills.
Initially I found it very hard to learn to read. I wasn’t one of those
prodigies reading newspapers at age 2.
I remember struggling with stupid flashcards while my mom quizzed me in
her bedroom. There were a lot of ducks all over the walls. Maybe that’s why I
hate ducks? I subconsciously associate them with hating to learn my phonics?
Nah, it’s more likely the result of a vicious duck & geese attack while
trying to innocently feed them bread.
Anyway, despite the rough start learning the basics, I loved
reading. Both my parents are great readers. They read to me frequently when I
was young. Actually, my mom used to read The
Hobbit to my brother and I. Talk about starting neekness at a young age.
I still might have just been an average reader at best, but
other factors combined to increase the appeal. They say reading is an escape,
and boy was it ever for me. I used reading to escape more and more situations
until it was my answer for everything.
Take for instance my brother. We get along great now, but
when we were younger I couldn’t stand him. I’ll give you a hint why… his common
nickname was “Annoy Boy.” He could only entertain himself by irritating others.
My parents told me time and time again to ignore him. But I couldn’t UNTIL I
started reading all the time. There’s this great about me and reading. When I’m
really into a book the world is dead to me. You can be talking right to me and
I don’t hear a thing. That is not an exaggeration. At all.
Then there was the whole thing with me being a picky eater.
I’d like to first point out that while I’m still not perfectly normal on that
factor (ask me about sandwiches sometime…) I am MUCH, MUCH better. As a child
there were very few things I could eat. Nothing complicated. Food couldn’t
touch. Nothing even remotely spicy. Even food I liked could gross me out
depending on the texture. I soon realized that if I read while eating, I didn’t
notice the taste or texture as much. I wasn’t allowed to read during family
dinners, but this saved me a lot during lunch.
Additionally, I was a very fearful child. Many things scared
me… aliens, spiders, the dark, sharks… just to name a few. I also had trouble
sleeping. This led to frequent reading at night when I couldn’t fall asleep,
and starting to smuggle books into the bath so I could distract myself from the
possibility of sharks emerging from the drain.
I know, I know, at this point you’re thinking I was the
worst child in the world. Luckily I was at least adorable. But what it comes
down to is that eventually I became a super awesome fast reader. Seriously, I’m
a champ.
Back when the Harry
Potter books were still coming out I worked part-time at a bookstore, and
we would always have a midnight party when the new book was released. I would
work the midnight party, get home late, read the entire new book, and then open
the store the next morning by 8. When the 7th book came out I
actually re-read a book every night that week so that the whole series would be
fresh in my mind. This was while working 2 jobs, roughly around 70 hours a
week. I worked during the day, came home and read, and besides the night of the
midnight release for Deathly Hallows
still managed to get a decent amount of sleep.
So why should reading be a sport? Because I’d win. Not every time. There’s always
a faster, more comprehensive reader out there. But at least some times!
It seems like everything else can be defined as a sport
these days. Seriously what is the criteria? In college my friends and I decided
that any activity that can make your nipples bleed counts as a sport. This came
up after discussing cross-country track, and while I’d like to say I’m not that
one that made that definition, there is a strong possibility it was me. They
always seem to blame me for those kinds of things. Anyway, this quickly opened
up the world of sports to several new activities in our minds. At the time,
reading was not one of them.
I guess it could be. Maybe if you accidentally closed the
book quickly and your chest was bare? Or if you were reading naked while walking
down the steps and tripped? I think the better plan is to just make a new
definition for sports. Something that would include reading, so we can start
having reading matches. I can win some, get an endorsement, and eventually get
paid to read. That would be AWESOME.
I challenge everyone to use "neekness" in a sentence this week! Variations could include neekdom, neekier, neekiest, neeky, neektastic. I could probably do this all day.
ReplyDeleteI also come from a family of readers (seriously, we have to stop being the same person). Reading should be sport. Indoor kids need to be competitive before they discover chess and gaming. We could have competitions on how many classics you've read or if you've read all 62 of Stephen King's books. We could totally make this a thing.